The News Sep 11, 2007

The Pope fixing his eyes and staring intensely at the statue of Mary mother in Mariazell, Austria. Very intimidating, the statue will talk back at him and the blessed Mary will tell him: Staring at what? Do you want to kiss me? Unlike his predecessor Pope Benedict the 16th is developing the habit of staring at the statues of Jesus and his blessed mother at any chance.

Laura Bush the lovely wife of the human beast George W Bush went into neck surgery. Laura admitted that the vampire was pain in the neck and she could not take it any longer. Laura skipped a trip to Australia and adding to the fire GWB elbowed Condoleezza Rice and boasted that she is his date while at a state dinner on his honor.

Two giant pandas arrived in Madrid, Spain a after long trip from China. At the airport they were welcomed as presidents of states. No panda national anthem though. Bing Xing a 7 years old and Huz Zui Ba 3-year-old female were escorted to the zoo in air conditioned truck accompanied with a police motorcade. At the zoo they were treated with an official state dinner of bamboo in their honor. The hitch is that they will bread before their eventual return to China. At least Spain will get something for the costly feed of bamboos during their stay.


231 years ago today the name United States was born. No longer United Colonies.

157 years ago California became the 31 state of the country.

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