Every Body Hates Darwin Even The Monkeys

Everybody hates Darwin, that is Charles Darwin, even the monkeys. It is reported that when a monkey came to the chief monkey with the news that a fellow human called Darwin claims that they the monkeys are cousins of the human the chief monkey said that is lawful. So Darwin dear no body likes you. Away with your theorem. The Darwin theorem has been shot by cannon balls from every direction specially by the all powerful Christian fundamentalist Evangelical leaders. Joining the chorus are the Jehovah witness and the Mormon genealogical library director who claimed that he did not find a monkey in his data base, no banana or peanut for that matter.