Senator Craig of Idaho I Am Not Gay

Would you tab dance with me! This is apparently the line of defense Senator Larry Craig of the Barber Quartet will present for him self. Senator Craig possibly after he saw the foot of the young under cover detective got duped. So the feet touched other and in the confusion of the moment the toilet paper that the Senator had cut flew to the detective stall and after this episode the Senator hand touched the detective hand each wanted to catch the toilet trophy first. This culminated the story and the detective decided he had caught the rat in the trap. The folks in Idaho were red faced and their delegation were very embarrassed to the scandal of their senior state representative who ran on the plateau of family values. Yes, Senator family values we got it. Good Repux Senator! In the old happy days of 1995, Craig formed a barbershop quartet called “The Singing Senators” with Senators Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, and James Jeffords. The happy guys! In 1999 Senator Craig was one of the firsts to denounce President Bill Clinton calling him little nasty boy who needs to be censured and not just getting slap on the wrist. He added also that the conservative people in Utah do not stand for that. Senator Larry Craig he was one of the most vocal anti-gay and just recently he opposed making the harming of some one because of his sexual orientation a civil right violation and a federal hate crime. One may notice that time has rolled by and now his turn to taste the bitter bill and this time he will pack soon from him senate office. Back to Idaho and the potatoes. How do you spell potato? Ask Dan Quayle!
Some After Thought:
If Senator Larry Craig believes very much that he is Innocent he will fight the charges and not resign. Oddly, the police Sergeant did not have a video camera installed in his booth, a hand held camera or cellular phone with a camera. In addition if both the Sergeant and the senator were regulars at the Mens Rest Rooms at the Minneapolis airport, did the Sergent recognized the Senator from before. Justice is the essence.