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The Nuns And Go To Hell
An Englishman went to visit Dublin and every where he went he ran into nuns. As he walked in the street next to him walking was a group of nuns, he went to the park and next to him sat group of nuns, he went to a movie theater and next to him sat group of nuns. Every where day long he went he ran into nuns. He returned back to his hotel, packed his luggage and decided to leave. As he was leaving the hotel he met a group of nuns, he got exasperated and asked them: “ if there is any place he can go that there would not see nuns?” the nuns told him: go to hell!
A Dark Tunnel Mystery Kiss and Following Slap
A train was passing through a tunnel and there were a young lady, an older lady, an Irish and an English man. As the train passed through the dark tunnel a sound of a kiss and slap that followed. The older lady told to her self it was a proper that the young lady slapped the guy who kissed her, the young attractive lady said this is silly that some one kissed the old lady and did not kiss me. The Irish said it was not fair that the English kissed a lady and he get slapped on the face. The English man it was a perfect job I kissed my hand and slapped the Irish man.
The Englishman and The Irishmen At London Street Corner
During the Irish revolutionary war an Englishman walking in London when he noticed a group of Irishmen speaking loudly at street corner in what appeared to be a heated discussion. He stopped by them and told them you are here in London and you are complaining about England and talking about your revolutionary leader de Valera. The Irish guys told him Sir we are not talking about Ireland. A while later the Englishman was returning to the same area when he again noticed the Irishmen still talking loudly between themselves. The Englishman stopped and told them now I know for sure your talking about Ireland. The Irish guys told him no sir we are not talking about Ireland. The Englishman told them angrily you are here and ignoring the problems you had created in Ireland, Bloody Hell.
Scotch Humor Prayer
Dear Lord I pray what I believe is right other wise sorry lord I will still not change my mind.
The man asked the Scott what he is hiding under his skirt? The Scott said nothing!
An Englishman went to visit Dublin and every where he went he ran into nuns. As he walked in the street next to him walking was a group of nuns, he went to the park and next to him sat group of nuns, he went to a movie theater and next to him sat group of nuns. Every where day long he went he ran into nuns. He returned back to his hotel, packed his luggage and decided to leave. As he was leaving the hotel he met a group of nuns, he got exasperated and asked them: “ if there is any place he can go that there would not see nuns?” the nuns told him: go to hell!
A Dark Tunnel Mystery Kiss and Following Slap
A train was passing through a tunnel and there were a young lady, an older lady, an Irish and an English man. As the train passed through the dark tunnel a sound of a kiss and slap that followed. The older lady told to her self it was a proper that the young lady slapped the guy who kissed her, the young attractive lady said this is silly that some one kissed the old lady and did not kiss me. The Irish said it was not fair that the English kissed a lady and he get slapped on the face. The English man it was a perfect job I kissed my hand and slapped the Irish man.
The Englishman and The Irishmen At London Street Corner
During the Irish revolutionary war an Englishman walking in London when he noticed a group of Irishmen speaking loudly at street corner in what appeared to be a heated discussion. He stopped by them and told them you are here in London and you are complaining about England and talking about your revolutionary leader de Valera. The Irish guys told him Sir we are not talking about Ireland. A while later the Englishman was returning to the same area when he again noticed the Irishmen still talking loudly between themselves. The Englishman stopped and told them now I know for sure your talking about Ireland. The Irish guys told him no sir we are not talking about Ireland. The Englishman told them angrily you are here and ignoring the problems you had created in Ireland, Bloody Hell.
Scotch Humor Prayer
Dear Lord I pray what I believe is right other wise sorry lord I will still not change my mind.
The man asked the Scott what he is hiding under his skirt? The Scott said nothing!
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