HUMOR, QUIPS AND WISE CRACKERS

70% of Women Claim That They Look Younger Than Their Age!

A Greek philosopher said that Greeks lie all the time

Every body hates me including my best friends

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Please including me out for the Christmas party!

Judge to defendant have you stopped lying? Defendant: Yes!

Please very frankly tell me how much you have liked my last book I wrote?

The beach is so crowded and noisy than any body wants to go there any more

The Texans loved John F Kennedy to death!

Every body wants to be Cary Grant even Cary grant! (a leading man cool movie actor)

I will not stop beating you until you stop crying!